The Man Who Killed the Last Unicorn

He killed the last unicorn. Now he must pay the price. Despite being warned by a Fairy not to do so, a wealthy Banker steals a thing of beauty from the Universe when he kills the last Unicorn: the Fairy curses him and he will pay a horrific price. Elsewhere in the land of Anywhere, … Continue reading The Man Who Killed the Last Unicorn


Before I start this piece I should say that I have absolutely no issue with fat people. If someone enjoys their food and is happy carrying around a few extra pounds then good on them, go for it....reach for another pie and enjoy! My issue is the elevation of being overweight into being something that … Continue reading #ItsNotOkayToBeFat

The Human Condition

You won’t understand the grace, power and beauty of your youth until many years after it has gone. You’ll fail at some things and consider it failure and not a natural learning process. You’ll betray those you love, whether by thought or word or deed. You’ll forget how blessed you are, focusing only on the … Continue reading The Human Condition

America’s Military is Killing – Americans!

In 2018, Republicans (AND Democrats) voted to cut $23 billion dollars from the budget for food stamps (42 million Americans currently receive them). Fast forward to 21 December 2019 and Donald Trump signed off on a US defense budget of a mind boggling $738 billion dollars. To put that in context — the annual US government Education … Continue reading America’s Military is Killing – Americans!

I’m a Russian Agent!

I had an email in reply to one of my articles recently from a gentleman who said that he suspected that I was a ‘member of the Russian shit-stirring gang’. Now, when somebody attacks me with nonsense like that 9and it happens surprisingly often!) I always repost an appropriately edited and tweaked version of this … Continue reading I’m a Russian Agent!

Thoughts on Being a ‘Man’

The man who is arrogant is insecure. The man who is cruel is weak. The man who seeks to dominate others will never find any peace. The man who is a bully is a coward. The man who lies to gain advantage has no honour. The man who cheats cheats none more than himself. The … Continue reading Thoughts on Being a ‘Man’

Humanity Owes it Existence to Homosexuals

Homosexuals, for goodness sake, what is the point of them? saaaa-shaying down the street with expensive clutch bags and tight jeans and looking so good in their satin and tat and bipperty-bopperty hat. If you sway towards the bigot’s point of view then you’d conclude that there is absolutely no point towards homosexuals at all: … Continue reading Humanity Owes it Existence to Homosexuals

Some New Year Thoughts…

If you don't know, learn. If you do know, teach. If you break something, fix it. If you make a mess, clear it up. If you're shown kindness, show kindness. If you're wealthy, give back. If you have a talent, use it. If you doubt, investigate. If someone tells you what to think, decide for … Continue reading Some New Year Thoughts…

A Tale of Two Cities

  Here's two pictures (and two tales and two cities) for you. The first is from the recent UK election. That election campaign briefly came alight when this picture was published - it's of a four year old boy being treated for suspected pneumonia on the floor of the hospital because no beds were available. … Continue reading A Tale of Two Cities

Here’s to the Freaks; here’s to the future!

Here’s to boys who like boys, girls who like girls and men who like to wear dresses. Here’s to the woman who doesn’t want to look like an anorexic stick insect from some vile fashion magazine and who knows she is the equal of any man. Here’s to those who don’t have any interest in … Continue reading Here’s to the Freaks; here’s to the future!