Politicians are assholes. Let’s get rid of them!

Do we really need politicians? I mean, let’s be brutally honest…what do they do for the average person in the street? Fuck all, basically, sweet fuck all. They do a lot for the people that pay for their campaigns and who give them fuck off big book advances or very well paid non-executive directorships when … Continue reading Politicians are assholes. Let’s get rid of them!

And If Love Was An ‘If’?

If you fall down, I’ll pick you up. If you’re scared, I’ll shoo the monsters away. If you’re anxious, I’ll whisper calm words in your ear. If you can’t see, I’ll see for you. If you can’t hear, I’ll listen for you. If you can’t speak, I’ll be your voice. If you feel small, I’ll … Continue reading And If Love Was An ‘If’?

Jeremy Corbyn: Class Traitor and Fake Socialist

  I used to kind of like Jeremy Corbyn. He seemed to be offering some kind socialist alternative to the murderous, monotonous beat of neo-liberal austerity; I thought he was too weak and not sufficiently intelligent to actually be able follow through on what he talked about, but I appreciated that the thought, at least, … Continue reading Jeremy Corbyn: Class Traitor and Fake Socialist

Homosexuals – what’s the point of them?

Homosexuals, for goodness sake, what is the point of them? saaaa-shaying down the street with expensive clutch bags and tight jeans and looking so good in their satin and tat and bipperty-bopperty hat. If you sway towards the bigot’s point of view then you’d conclude that there is absolutely no point towards homosexuals at all: … Continue reading Homosexuals – what’s the point of them?

Why did the Devil invent the Internet?

So, anyway, one night last year, by a combination of coincidence, bad judgement and misfortune, I ended up on my own in a pub in Soho. It was a Friday night, but for some reason the place was quiet. I was standing at the bar, just about to order a drink, when this guy comes … Continue reading Why did the Devil invent the Internet?

Why is Mark Zuckerberg so damn ugly?

Take a look at this pic, if you can bear to do so. It is, of course, Mark Zuckerberg. Fuck, he's ugly isn't he? Pale, sallow skin; lank, greasy hair carelessly plopped on his head like a discarded wet and dirty dishcloth; sunken, dead, Zombie-like eyes...urrggh! Yup. Zuck is ugly as fuck. But his ugliness … Continue reading Why is Mark Zuckerberg so damn ugly?

How did it all get so shit and will things ever change?

Things won’t change until we wake up to the boundless beauty and potential of ourselves and the world around us.. In the US, life becomes increasingly difficult for ordinary people. This short paragraph from an earlier piece of mine describes the situation well… ‘For ordinary workers, average wages, in real terms, haven’t risen since the … Continue reading How did it all get so shit and will things ever change?