A new collection of short tales from the magical, mythical yet strangely familiar, land of Anywhere - The Dog Who made The Grim Reaper Cry.... Curious Tales of Dogs, Magic and Mystery! One particular day Death was on his travels (collecting souls as always) when he came across a small, brown dog so full of … Continue reading The Dog who made The Grim Reaper Cry.
As I write this it's Christmas Eve and the world seems utterly unaware of the catastrophe that tonight could bring if nothing is done. That catastrophe comes in the shape of a fat old geezer with a big white beard and a red suit. I am talking, of course, about Santa Claus. You see, tonight … Continue reading Santa is a Coronavirus Superspreader. He must be stopped!
Once upon a time…in the land of Anywhere, in a world long since forgotten, in the fine and prosperous city of Anyplace there was a secret meeting of a Cabal of psychopaths, that being the Greedy One Percent, the people who really ruled Anywhere, and their minions. Attending the secret meeting were three extremely wealthy … Continue reading And Along Came A Virus
There was once an Angel and this Angel was somewhat confused as to the nature of Love, in particular what exactly was ‘The Greatest Love of All’? So, naturally, the Angel sought help from The Font of all Wisdom, God. And the Angel went before God and he asked, ‘God, I humbly ask, what truly … Continue reading The Greatest Love of All
Walking down the high street, on my way to work, nothing strange, nothing not normal, just like any other day until that pain flares in my chest and in my shoulder and suddenly I'm falling over. Flesh and bone hit the pavement, but I'm not there, I've gone already because today is no ordinary … Continue reading Today is the day I’m floating away…
The Book of Fantastical Dogs - because a dog is so much more than just a dog! Entrancing, beautiful tales (tails?) of Fantastical Dogs... Death is on his travels (collecting souls as always) when he comes across a small, brown dog so full of love that even he, The Grim Reaper, is moved to tears. … Continue reading The Book of Fantastical Dogs
Equality is not for Black people. Equality is not for White people. Equality is not for Trans people. Equality is not for Gay people. Equality is not for Jewish people. Equality is not for people of any race, colour, sexuality, gender, belief, social background or any of the countless Identity Politics labels that the scum, … Continue reading Who is Equality For?
It's a rarely acknowledged fact that God and The Devil were not always daggers drawn at opposite ends of the spiritual spectrum, so to speak. Indeed, in the beginning there was the light, and there was God and there was The Devil. And God and The Devil were great friends and partners and the basis, … Continue reading The REAL Story of God and The Devil
I wrote this story (a reflection on Stupidity) some time ago but I publish it here and now as it seems very suited to the tenor of the times... There once was a bloke. A perfectly ordinary bloke, not unlike countless millions of others. He worked hard, paid his bills (mostly) and thought that the … Continue reading The Man Who Was Eaten By His Sofa
He killed the last unicorn. Now he must pay the price. Despite being warned by a Fairy not to do so, a wealthy Banker steals a thing of beauty from the Universe when he kills the last Unicorn: the Fairy curses him and he will pay a horrific price. Elsewhere in the land of Anywhere, … Continue reading The Man Who Killed the Last Unicorn