Who is Equality For?

Equality is not for Black people. Equality is not for White people. Equality is not for Trans people. Equality is not for Gay people. Equality is not for Jewish people. Equality is not for people of any race, colour, sexuality, gender, belief, social background or any of the countless Identity Politics labels that the scum, … Continue reading Who is Equality For?

The REAL Story of God and The Devil

It's a rarely acknowledged fact that God and The Devil were not always daggers drawn at opposite ends of the spiritual spectrum, so to speak. Indeed, in the beginning there was the light, and there was God and there was The Devil. And God and The Devil were great friends and partners and the basis, … Continue reading The REAL Story of God and The Devil

The Man Who Was Eaten By His Sofa

I wrote this story (a reflection on Stupidity) some time ago but I publish it here and now as it seems very suited to the tenor of the times... There once was a bloke. A perfectly ordinary bloke, not unlike countless millions of others. He worked hard, paid his bills (mostly) and thought that the … Continue reading The Man Who Was Eaten By His Sofa

The Satanic Stories

Satan has walked with humanity since we took our first faltering steps. He whispered into the ears of Pol Pot, Genghis Khan, Torquemada and Adolf Hitler. He wielded a machete in Rwanda, dropped napalm in Vietnam and hung “witches” in New England: he has marched with every marauding army that has ever left its blood-stained … Continue reading The Satanic Stories

Floating Away: Tales of Endings, Change and Beginnings – everything starts the day you Float Away

The Souls of a Mother and her Son dance across a broad, bright blue sky with a complexity as intense and beautiful as the irresistible, flawless logic of a Mathematical Equation or the eye-catching wonder of a Murmuration Of Starlings. Meanwhile, Death is on his travels (collecting souls, as always) when he comes across a … Continue reading Floating Away: Tales of Endings, Change and Beginnings – everything starts the day you Float Away

Notes From a World Gone Mad

Welcome to Anywhere - a land ruled by a psychopathic elite, motivated only by their own greedy and base desires. A land very different from, yet painfully similar to, your own. 'A Curious Book (Dark)' is my new book of short, dark tales set in a land ruled by insanely dangerous psychopaths... A banker forecloses … Continue reading Notes From a World Gone Mad

The Man Who Killed the Last Unicorn

He killed the last unicorn. Now he must pay the price. Despite being warned by a Fairy not to do so, a wealthy Banker steals a thing of beauty from the Universe when he kills the last Unicorn: the Fairy curses him and he will pay a horrific price. Elsewhere in the land of Anywhere, … Continue reading The Man Who Killed the Last Unicorn

The Road to Heaven Passes through Hell

A Tale of Heaven and Hell, truth and consequence. Two brothers die on the same day. One a gentle and kind soul, the other a wealthy, vicious sociopath. The brothers find themselves in the Foothills of Hell where they meet a dyspeptic and rather bored Angel (with a flair for the dramatic) who explains to … Continue reading The Road to Heaven Passes through Hell

Too Wicked for Hell (a tale about bad people NOT getting away with it!)

New short story in the ‘A Tale from Anywhere’ series out now!! JUST $0.99/£0.99 (KINDLE/EBOOK) "Dear The Politician...Congratulations on your recent death and thank you for your interest in joining God and his Angelic Cohort in Heaven. Regretfully, I have to inform that on this occasion your application has not been successful. However, alternative accommodation … Continue reading Too Wicked for Hell (a tale about bad people NOT getting away with it!)

Doreen and The New Shoe (a tale of talking dogs, love & being different).

New short story in the 'A Tale from Anywhere' series out now!! JUST $0.99/£0.99 (KINDLE/EBOOK) Doreen, a dog who can talk, is given a shoe by a friendly cobbler. It is the most beautiful shoe she has ever seen. Seized by curiosity as to its maker, Doreen seeks advice from a wise dog-spirit who encourages … Continue reading Doreen and The New Shoe (a tale of talking dogs, love & being different).