Once upon a time… many, many years ago in a world long since forgotten, there was a country called Anywhere. And in the land of Anywhere there was a fine and prosperous city called Anyplace and within the city of Anyplace was a hospital for children. In a particular room in this hospital lay a … Continue reading The Mother who couldn’t say Goodbye
There was once an Angel and this Angel was somewhat confused as to the nature of Love, in particular what exactly was ‘The Greatest Love of All’? So, naturally, the Angel sought help from The Font of all Wisdom, God. And the Angel went before God and he asked, ‘God, I humbly ask, what truly … Continue reading The Greatest Love of All
Disturbing news from the United Kingdom's prestigious Imperial College of Fraudulent Junk Scientists. Computer modelling, programmed in BASIC and performed on a highly sophisticated Sinclair Spectrum 48k home computer, proves that coronavirus is spread by farting. Even worse, fart gas exacerbates the lethality of the coronavirus and makes it even more deadly than the usual … Continue reading Coronavirus spread by farting! Wear a butt plug!
Walking down the high street, on my way to work, nothing strange, nothing not normal, just like any other day until that pain flares in my chest and in my shoulder and suddenly I'm falling over. Flesh and bone hit the pavement, but I'm not there, I've gone already because today is no ordinary day, … Continue reading Today is the day I’m floating away…
The Book of Fantastical Dogs - because a dog is so much more than just a dog! Entrancing, beautiful tales (tails?) of Fantastical Dogs... Death is on his travels (collecting souls as always) when he comes across a small, brown dog so full of love that even he, The Grim Reaper, is moved to tears. … Continue reading The Book of Fantastical Dogs
Equality is not for Black people. Equality is not for White people. Equality is not for Trans people. Equality is not for Gay people. Equality is not for Jewish people. Equality is not for people of any race, colour, sexuality, gender, belief, social background or any of the countless Identity Politics labels that the scum, … Continue reading Who is Equality For?
It's a rarely acknowledged fact that God and The Devil were not always daggers drawn at opposite ends of the spiritual spectrum, so to speak. Indeed, in the beginning there was the light, and there was God and there was The Devil. And God and The Devil were great friends and partners and the basis, … Continue reading The REAL Story of God and The Devil
I wrote this story (a reflection on Stupidity) some time ago but I publish it here and now as it seems very suited to the tenor of the times... There once was a bloke. A perfectly ordinary bloke, not unlike countless millions of others. He worked hard, paid his bills (mostly) and thought that the … Continue reading The Man Who Was Eaten By His Sofa
Satan has walked with humanity since we took our first faltering steps. He whispered into the ears of Pol Pot, Genghis Khan, Torquemada and Adolf Hitler. He wielded a machete in Rwanda, dropped napalm in Vietnam and hung “witches” in New England: he has marched with every marauding army that has ever left its blood-stained … Continue reading The Satanic Stories
He killed the last unicorn. Now he must pay the price. Despite being warned by a Fairy not to do so, a wealthy Banker steals a thing of beauty from the Universe when he kills the last Unicorn: the Fairy curses him and he will pay a horrific price. Elsewhere in the land of Anywhere, … Continue reading The Man Who Killed the Last Unicorn