The Greatest Love of All

There was once an Angel and this Angel was somewhat confused as to the nature of Love, in particular what exactly was ‘The Greatest Love of All’? So, naturally, the Angel sought help from The Font of all Wisdom, God. And the Angel went before God and he asked, ‘God, I humbly ask, what truly … Continue reading The Greatest Love of All

Today is the day I’m floating away…

Walking down the high street, on my way to work, nothing strange, nothing not normal, just like any other day until that pain flares in my chest and in my shoulder and suddenly I'm falling over. Flesh and bone hit the pavement, but I'm not there, I've gone already because today is no ordinary day, … Continue reading Today is the day I’m floating away…

The Book of Fantastical Dogs

The Book of Fantastical Dogs - because a dog is so much more than just a dog! Entrancing, beautiful tales (tails?) of Fantastical Dogs... Death is on his travels (collecting souls as always) when he comes across a small, brown dog so full of love that even he, The Grim Reaper, is moved to tears. … Continue reading The Book of Fantastical Dogs

Who is Equality For?

Equality is not for Black people. Equality is not for White people. Equality is not for Trans people. Equality is not for Gay people. Equality is not for Jewish people. Equality is not for people of any race, colour, sexuality, gender, belief, social background or any of the countless Identity Politics labels that the scum, … Continue reading Who is Equality For?

The REAL Story of God and The Devil

It's a rarely acknowledged fact that God and The Devil were not always daggers drawn at opposite ends of the spiritual spectrum, so to speak. Indeed, in the beginning there was the light, and there was God and there was The Devil. And God and The Devil were great friends and partners and the basis, … Continue reading The REAL Story of God and The Devil

The Man Who Was Eaten By His Sofa

I wrote this story (a reflection on Stupidity) some time ago but I publish it here and now as it seems very suited to the tenor of the times... There once was a bloke. A perfectly ordinary bloke, not unlike countless millions of others. He worked hard, paid his bills (mostly) and thought that the … Continue reading The Man Who Was Eaten By His Sofa

The Satanic Stories

Satan has walked with humanity since we took our first faltering steps. He whispered into the ears of Pol Pot, Genghis Khan, Torquemada and Adolf Hitler. He wielded a machete in Rwanda, dropped napalm in Vietnam and hung “witches” in New England: he has marched with every marauding army that has ever left its blood-stained … Continue reading The Satanic Stories

The Man Who Killed the Last Unicorn

He killed the last unicorn. Now he must pay the price. Despite being warned by a Fairy not to do so, a wealthy Banker steals a thing of beauty from the Universe when he kills the last Unicorn: the Fairy curses him and he will pay a horrific price. Elsewhere in the land of Anywhere, … Continue reading The Man Who Killed the Last Unicorn

#ItsNotOkayToBeFat

Before I start this piece I should say that I have absolutely no issue with fat people. If someone enjoys their food and is happy carrying around a few extra pounds then good on them, go for it....reach for another pie and enjoy! My issue is the elevation of being overweight into being something that … Continue reading #ItsNotOkayToBeFat

Why did The Devil invent the Internet?

  My new book of Devil and God themed tales is out now in ebook and paperback formats, available to buy at Amazon stores internationally...the ebook is currently available at a special new release price of just $0.99/£0.99, the paperback $7.99/£5.99 Buy or read free preview at Amazon.com Buy or read free preview at Amazon.co.uk … Continue reading Why did The Devil invent the Internet?