As I write this it's Christmas Eve and the world seems utterly unaware of the catastrophe that tonight could bring if nothing is done. That catastrophe comes in the shape of a fat old geezer with a big white beard and a red suit. I am talking, of course, about Santa Claus. You see, tonight … Continue reading Santa is a Coronavirus Superspreader. He must be stopped!
A new collection of short tales from the magical, mythical yet strangely familiar, land of Anywhere - The Dog Who made The Grim Reaper Cry.... Curious Tales of Dogs, Magic and Mystery! One particular day Death was on his travels (collecting souls as always) when he came across a small, brown dog so full of … Continue reading The Dog who made The Grim Reaper Cry.
Walking down the high street, on my way to work, nothing strange, nothing not normal, just like any other day until that pain flares in my chest and in my shoulder and suddenly I'm falling over. Flesh and bone hit the pavement, but I'm not there, I've gone already because today is no ordinary … Continue reading Today is the day I’m floating away…
The Book of Fantastical Dogs - because a dog is so much more than just a dog! Entrancing, beautiful tales (tails?) of Fantastical Dogs... Death is on his travels (collecting souls as always) when he comes across a small, brown dog so full of love that even he, The Grim Reaper, is moved to tears. … Continue reading The Book of Fantastical Dogs
It's a rarely acknowledged fact that God and The Devil were not always daggers drawn at opposite ends of the spiritual spectrum, so to speak. Indeed, in the beginning there was the light, and there was God and there was The Devil. And God and The Devil were great friends and partners and the basis, … Continue reading The REAL Story of God and The Devil
I wrote this story (a reflection on Stupidity) some time ago but I publish it here and now as it seems very suited to the tenor of the times... There once was a bloke. A perfectly ordinary bloke, not unlike countless millions of others. He worked hard, paid his bills (mostly) and thought that the … Continue reading The Man Who Was Eaten By His Sofa
He killed the last unicorn. Now he must pay the price. Despite being warned by a Fairy not to do so, a wealthy Banker steals a thing of beauty from the Universe when he kills the last Unicorn: the Fairy curses him and he will pay a horrific price. Elsewhere in the land of Anywhere, … Continue reading The Man Who Killed the Last Unicorn
You won’t understand the grace, power and beauty of your youth until many years after it has gone. You’ll fail at some things and consider it failure and not a natural learning process. You’ll betray those you love, whether by thought or word or deed. You’ll forget how blessed you are, focusing only on the … Continue reading The Human Condition
In 2018, Republicans (AND Democrats) voted to cut $23 billion dollars from the budget for food stamps (42 million Americans currently receive them). Fast forward to 21 December 2019 and Donald Trump signed off on a US defense budget of a mind boggling $738 billion dollars. To put that in context — the annual US government Education … Continue reading America’s Military is Killing – Americans!
I had an email in reply to one of my articles recently from a gentleman who said that he suspected that I was a ‘member of the Russian shit-stirring gang’. Now, when somebody attacks me with nonsense like that 9and it happens surprisingly often!) I always repost an appropriately edited and tweaked version of this … Continue reading I’m a Russian Agent!